I was laid low by a flu and pneumonia vaccine
Two days with a 102 fever I was facing
Thursday it broke and I was back to normal
Except my arm hurt where the holes were made formal
Three days without a car, for two without care
Because sick I was and travel, I didn’t dare
But day three I arose like Lazarus
It was good! Alive I was!
But without car.
Fred drove mine to work and afar
The garage had his with work to do BAH!
Stuck I was (sounding like yoda)
So I took a walk on the beach with water like blue soda
Just a girl with her dog, a dachshund, long as a carrot
A fellow walked by and yelled, “Is that a ferret?”
The ocean had an astronomically low tide
Foam blew and up the beach it did ride
Into the full moon rising like a card out of the Tarot
While I kicked the shit out of the guy that called my dog a ferret.